"You have smoked yourself retarded…" Network and cable television have become an entertainment minefield. For every runaway success (sometimes of questionable quality), there's a brilliant show that never finds an audience and slips by [...]
"Is this hers? How'd it get burnt? How'd it get BURNT?! How'd IT GET BURNT??!! HOW'D IT GET BURNT??!!??!!" Unbelievable. Did you enjoy that quote? That's what you're about to feel whipping across your skull when you [...]
"The Pentecost… I don't… I don't know what the Pentecost is. I guess it means the world ends and guys like you and me march off to hell." There's no two ways about it: the 'controversy' surrounding the [...]
Ah, porn: the bread and butter of the American male for more than a century. It's not exactly a bragging point and you're never in store for a groundbreaking film… but you continually return to the watering hole none the less. "Camp [...]
"No sir, the Transformers are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One." My first foray into independent film, as well as the birthplace of my entire cinematic future, hit me during the freedom of my [...]
"We prepared for everything. Not for this. Not for something this size." I'll skip the political commentary and sum up my initial thoughts with this: everyone remembers where they were on September 11th. Most of you probably remember where [...]
"Kill me… but save my brother. He did nothing… nothing! Save my brother… he did nothing." As we've stretched to the heavens to learn more about the world around us, human society has never seemed more immense than it does in the 21st [...]
"I've been trying to forget you… and forgive you." As I sat watching "The Lake House" in the comfort of my home theater, I found myself coming to the slow realization that I needed to hate this film. My fascination with [...]
"Theft is theft. There is no gray area." Ah… the eighties. I came in on the front end of this decadent, cheese-filled era at the ripe, old age of two and checked into the nineties when I was nearly twelve. I remember being fascinated by the [...]
What would you do if someone stole your mind? I remember hearing that line as if it were only yesterday. Sitting in a dark theater as the teaser for "Total Recall" began to play on the big screen. I can still picture that vast shot of deep space [...]
