Reviews

Unknown

February 5, 2007 // 0 Comments

"I don't know… I can't remember…" I wasn't sure what to expect when I picked up a copy of "Unknown" — I had only seen a synopsis and a mediocre review on an episode of Ebert & Roper. What I wasn't [...]

Crime Busters

February 2, 2007 // 0 Comments

Bud Spencer and Terence Hill never really made it big in the US but when I grew up in Europe, their films were typically some of the most adored fan fare. People – myself included – would flock into theaters to see their latest exploits as they [...]

The Descent

February 2, 2007 // 0 Comments

"It hasn't got a name… it's a new system. No one's ever been down here before." Director Neil Marshall caught my attention in 2002 when I was lucky enough to catch Dog Soldiers in our local theater. It was a werewolf film I [...]

Gridiron Gang

February 1, 2007 // 0 Comments

"Most sixteen or seventeen year old kids, they make a bad choice… they get grounded. Then there's kids that make a bad choice, somebody ends up shot dead in a parking lot. Those kids get sent here." Gridiron Gang, like the film Friday [...]

The Devil Wears Prada

January 31, 2007 // 0 Comments

"Don't make me feed you to one of the models." Alright… let's put it all on the table. First off, I'm a man… but at the same time, I secretly TiVo "Project Runway" on Bravo to watch with my wife. In my book, [...]

Superman II: Two-Disc Special Edition

January 31, 2007 // 0 Comments

Following on the heels of 1978's mega-blockbuster "Superman: The Movie, " the 1980 sequel found its way to theaters not without its share of backstage drama. With Richard Donner leaving production after filming much of it concurrently with [...]

The Covenant

January 30, 2007 // 0 Comments

"Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away!" That quote you just read? Yep, it's the kind of award winning dialogue you can expect at every turn [...]

Total Recall

January 29, 2007 // 0 Comments

What would you do if someone stole your mind? I remember hearing that line as if it were only yesterday. Sitting in a dark theater as the teaser for "Total Recall" began to play on the big screen. I can still picture that vast shot of deep space [...]

Satan's Playground

January 26, 2007 // 0 Comments

The low-budget horror scene of the 1970s is paid loving homage by cult indie director Dante Tomaselli in his latest horror effort, "Satan's Playground." Known in small circles for his surrealist and artsy approach to horror, Tomaselli [...]

Serenity

January 25, 2007 // 0 Comments

"You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise… violence is gonna ensue." In 2002, Joss Whedon brought wit, originality, and adventure to the small screen in a predestined, cult-favorite [...]
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