The Wicker Man
"Is this hers? How'd it get burnt? How'd it get BURNT?! How'd IT GET BURNT??!! HOW'D IT GET BURNT??!!??!!" Unbelievable. Did you enjoy that quote? That's what you're about to feel whipping across your skull when you [...]
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Brokeback Mountain
"The Pentecost… I don't… I don't know what the Pentecost is. I guess it means the world ends and guys like you and me march off to hell." There's no two ways about it: the 'controversy' surrounding the [...]
National Lampoon's Pledge This: Unrated
A direct-to-DVD release starring Paris Hilton. Whatever that brings to your mind, this movie is it, only worse. Another steaming pile of excrement to be cut loose from the bowels of National Lampoon, "Pledge This" is the latest example of [...]
Camp Cuddly Pines: Powertool Massacre
Ah, porn: the bread and butter of the American male for more than a century. It's not exactly a bragging point and you're never in store for a groundbreaking film… but you continually return to the watering hole none the less. "Camp [...]
Night Of The Living Dorks
"I'll just continue to use the stapler!" I adore zombie flicks. Actually, anything with zombies… as long as the gore is dead on and the story is well constructed. Looking back over the last few decades, there aren't many examples of [...]
Shinobi: Heart Under Blade
"I will not fight…" I'm usually not a rumor hound, but simply mention the possibility of a live action adaptation of the groundbreaking anime, 'Ninja Scroll,' and watch me knock over small children to get online to see if [...]
The Marine
"Cops! I hate cops! Well… that and rock candy." If you're a fan of sarcasm, I hope you enjoy the following, opening line: Luckily, moviegoers with an affinity for Oscar excellence will rejoice to discover that the WWE has brought their [...]
Babel (Blu-ray)
"Kill me… but save my brother. He did nothing… nothing! Save my brother… he did nothing." As we've stretched to the heavens to learn more about the world around us, human society has never seemed more immense than it does in the 21st [...]
Alexander: Revisited :The Final Cut
"Alexander" is one of those film people either love or hate and even the previously released Director's Cut didn't change much there. Now director Oliver Stone has prepared an entirely new cut of the film adding over 45 minutes of [...]
