"I hope you have sons… beautiful, handsome boys… articulate, educated, and athletic. And I hope they have their legs taken from them so you can know what this pain is like!" Will Ferrell can look at the camera and say anything. Anything [...]
"We are oddities of nature… humanity has no place for people such as us." When word of the first "Underworld" came out in 2002, I went through the roof. For years, my friends and I had been talking about the need for a hard edged [...]
"I don't know… I can't remember…" I wasn't sure what to expect when I picked up a copy of "Unknown" — I had only seen a synopsis and a mediocre review on an episode of Ebert & Roper. What I wasn't [...]
"It hasn't got a name… it's a new system. No one's ever been down here before." Director Neil Marshall caught my attention in 2002 when I was lucky enough to catch Dog Soldiers in our local theater. It was a werewolf film I [...]
"Most sixteen or seventeen year old kids, they make a bad choice… they get grounded. Then there's kids that make a bad choice, somebody ends up shot dead in a parking lot. Those kids get sent here." Gridiron Gang, like the film Friday [...]
"Don't make me feed you to one of the models." Alright… let's put it all on the table. First off, I'm a man… but at the same time, I secretly TiVo "Project Runway" on Bravo to watch with my wife. In my book, [...]
"Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away!" That quote you just read? Yep, it's the kind of award winning dialogue you can expect at every turn [...]
"You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise… violence is gonna ensue." In 2002, Joss Whedon brought wit, originality, and adventure to the small screen in a predestined, cult-favorite [...]
