The Wicker Man
"Is this hers? How'd it get burnt? How'd it get BURNT?! How'd IT GET BURNT??!! HOW'D IT GET BURNT??!!??!!" Unbelievable. Did you enjoy that quote? That's what you're about to feel whipping across your skull when you [...]
Articles by Kenneth Brown
Brokeback Mountain
"The Pentecost… I don't… I don't know what the Pentecost is. I guess it means the world ends and guys like you and me march off to hell." There's no two ways about it: the 'controversy' surrounding the [...]
Night Of The Living Dorks
"I'll just continue to use the stapler!" I adore zombie flicks. Actually, anything with zombies… as long as the gore is dead on and the story is well constructed. Looking back over the last few decades, there aren't many examples of [...]
Shinobi: Heart Under Blade
"I will not fight…" I'm usually not a rumor hound, but simply mention the possibility of a live action adaptation of the groundbreaking anime, 'Ninja Scroll,' and watch me knock over small children to get online to see if [...]
The Marine
"Cops! I hate cops! Well… that and rock candy." If you're a fan of sarcasm, I hope you enjoy the following, opening line: Luckily, moviegoers with an affinity for Oscar excellence will rejoice to discover that the WWE has brought their [...]
Babel (Blu-ray)
"Kill me… but save my brother. He did nothing… nothing! Save my brother… he did nothing." As we've stretched to the heavens to learn more about the world around us, human society has never seemed more immense than it does in the 21st [...]
World Trade Center
"We prepared for everything. Not for this. Not for something this size." I'll skip the political commentary and sum up my initial thoughts with this: everyone remembers where they were on September 11th. Most of you probably remember where [...]
World Trade Center
"We prepared for everything. Not for this. Not for something this size." I'll skip the political commentary and sum up my initial thoughts with this: everyone remembers where they were on September 11th. Most of you probably remember where [...]
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
"The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it, for the first time, with a sense of hope… because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life… maybe we can too." When "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" was released in [...]